Recommendations of Late:
R Kelly's new album, 'Love Letter'. If you are a Kells fan, this is him at his finest. If you are not an R. Kelly fan, something is the matter with you. Listen to this album, and remedy said matter.
Adele's new album, '21'. She's just fucking crazy.
Learning to make your own tomato-basil-mozzarella salad. I think grown ups call it caprese.
Occasionally substituting rosemary for basil because for some reason Whole Foods only sells basil in enormous quantities.
The movie 'Youth in Revolt'. I LOVED that movie. It's the best thing I've seen in recent memory.
Using a bag of frozen peas as a hangover headache remedy when you feel too barfy to take Advil.
Things to Avoid:
Drinking 12-plus mimosas in a sitting.
The movie 'Dogtooth'. Unless you want to be seriously disturbed by some Greeks for two hours. When it was over, I looked at Baylor* and literally said 'What the fuck just happened?' I get that it's incredibly daring and shocking and definitely causes a person to think, which is kind of the purpose of art and all, but...okay, there's one part where I was laughing because the Son character runs across the lawn in a particularly hilarious way that reminded me my favorite scene in 'The 'Burbs' (A movie I DO, whole-heartedly, unabashedly recommend. It's goddamned hilarious.) and then I cut off my laughter mid-chuckle, because suddenly he's stabbing a cat in the stomach with a pair of garden shears. I think I mostly hate it because no one else I know has seen it, and I just want to TALK to somebody about this mess.
Smoking a lot of cigarettes when you haven't in a while.
Licking a lot of envelopes in a hurry.
Wearing pants. Pants are the worst.
ps: I got this picture when I GoogleImage searched 'R Kelly Tomato'. I don't know WHAT this has to do with tomatoes, but it's R Kelly singing, wearing a t-shirt with a picture of R Kelly singing. Which is just amazing.
*Baylor's a dog, but he has pretty solid opinions on movies and shit.
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