Poor People Love Welfare and Tiny Closets

"Have you ever thought you might like a walk-in closet? Every place you live, I always think you could use a bigger closet."

- Kyle, commenting on my closet, which can reasonably be considered an Insane Asylum for Clothes.

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- Kyle, being a dick.

Seriously, this picture was one of the first results for 'Ballerest Closet Ever'. Google Image, you crazy.