Other Uses for Your Ridiculously Excessive Collection of Shot Glasses that You Acquired in College, Can't Throw Away, and Which Have Become Irrelevant in Your Apartment, as Gone Are the Days When You Routinely Took Shots of Vodka with Thirty-Five Other People
1. Ashtray.
2. Collection Device for Rings (or earrings, or thumbtacks, or cufflinks, or other such tiny items that you can never find; especially useful for items that come in pairs, but for which you can never locate the partner item.).
3. Tinier receptacle in which to hold salt, or in which salt can be transported from room to room, when you have misplaced your salt shaker once again, but have retained, as always, the large blue Morton salt container from which all salt comes to the table.
4. Bedside aspirin holder.
5. Pepto-Bismol dispenser (for when you have dropped the one that came with the bottle in the scariest corner of the bathroom and are too terrified to retrieve it, never mind consume medicine out of.).
5. Single-serving soy sauce cup.
6. Water dish for guinea pig or giant hamster.
1. Ashtray.
2. Collection Device for Rings (or earrings, or thumbtacks, or cufflinks, or other such tiny items that you can never find; especially useful for items that come in pairs, but for which you can never locate the partner item.).
3. Tinier receptacle in which to hold salt, or in which salt can be transported from room to room, when you have misplaced your salt shaker once again, but have retained, as always, the large blue Morton salt container from which all salt comes to the table.
4. Bedside aspirin holder.
5. Pepto-Bismol dispenser (for when you have dropped the one that came with the bottle in the scariest corner of the bathroom and are too terrified to retrieve it, never mind consume medicine out of.).
5. Single-serving soy sauce cup.
6. Water dish for guinea pig or giant hamster.
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